This one is a little embarrassing.
But I am an open and honest kind of guy, so here goes.
Whenever I see an open cabinet, I like to run into it.
There isn’t a reason, I just like to do it.
It doesn’t matter where the cabinet is. I just dive in.
I’m pretty good at climbing and have no fear of heights.
The view from high is exciting…
…and I feel like King of the World.
The problem is this…
…I FREAK OUT when the door is closed!
If I accidentally get locked inside a cabinet I go nuts!
Panic sets in and I thrash about like a lunatic.
…I thought I’d never see the light of day again.
And then there’s the cabinet…
…there’s a pretty big mess left from the freak out.
The worst part?
The very worst part?
It’s the girls who send out the alarm that I need rescuing.
When blind girls have to rescue a guy – THAT is embarrassing.
Warning: Stay out of open cabinets!
Love to everyone,
The Dapper Gent
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