Bow-Tie’s Bulletin – January 29, 2018

Bow-Tie says hi from the cupboardDear Friends,

This one is a little embarrassing.

But I am an open and honest kind of guy, so here goes.

Whenever I see an open cabinet, I like to run into it.

There isn’t a reason, I just like to do it.

It doesn’t matter where the cabinet is. I just dive in.





Bow-Tie likes climbing on the shelvesI’m pretty good at climbing and have no fear of heights.










Bow-Tie likes climbing on the shelvesThe view from high is exciting…

…and I feel like King of the World.









Bow-Tie panics if the door is closedThe problem is this…

…I FREAK OUT when the door is closed!

If I accidentally get locked inside a cabinet I go nuts!

Panic sets in and I thrash about like a lunatic.






"I thought I'd never see daylight again"Whew…

…I thought I’d never see the light of day again.









Bow-Tie messed up the cupboardAnd then there’s the cabinet…

…there’s a pretty big mess left from the freak out.









When the girls have to rescue you...The worst part?

The very worst part?

It’s the girls who send out the alarm that I need rescuing.

When blind girls have to rescue a guy – THAT is embarrassing.


Warning: Stay out of open cabinets!


Love to everyone,

The Dapper Gent


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