How’s your week going? Mine was going fine and then I got stoned. No, no, Dude. Don’t go there. I’ll tell you what I mean.
You know I like to get out and meet new people. Parks are nice places to meet people. So I visited a nice little park I had never gone to yet.
Right off the bat I met a nice guy. He was very quiet and very still. At first I thought he didn’t like your old Mighty Lou. Then I realized ‘that’s not possible!’ It was something else that had him sitting so still.
Being the investigative kind, I saw the problem right away. There was danger lurking under the bench. My new friend was frozen in fear.
The Caped Crusader jumped into action and faced danger square in the face. No ugly alligator is going to scare my new friend. I think I put that gator in a trance. He didn’t move a muscle from then on. Hah!
On to meet other new people.
This nice family seemed to be very close. They were holding bowls so I sensed maybe a meal was in the offering? They were antisocial though and didn’t even look at me. So much for thinking they were nice.
Mighty Lou is starting to catch on here. There seems to be a theme going on with all the folks in this park. If they don’t respond to me, it has to be them. Am I right? They’re just not normal.
I sensed there was something fishy going on in this park. Fishy indeed. And it stunk!
Now I know why none of the people in this park were going crazy over me. They were all stoned, or should I say stone.
Mighty Lou is not amused. I will not be mocked by stoned humans! I will not be back to this park.
Mighty Lou, Caped Crusader
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