Caternity Case Solved!

My Dear Pal Whitey,

Your old caped friend is in a great mood this weekend. You know I’ve been under the gun here for the past few weeks with this little feline floozy at my heels. ​

Mighty Lou's family???

This family of hers is getting older and eating more. They’re also approaching that “dangerous” age where they can get themselves out there on the streets and follow in their mother’s footsteps. Did you know these little things can have little things of their own starting at about three months? We have to get the word out to spay and neuter!

Sorry, I got off topic but I am all over getting that word out after this.

Attorney Catticus Finch

Anyway……I’ve had a lot of help but we have unraveled this mystery and I’m off the hook! Attorney Catticus Finch flew in from New York to help with the case.

His team included F. Flea Bailey and Alan Barkowitz. We had the Maury Povich Show all lined up to expose that floozy, Olivia Hussy Mewinsky But to our credit, just before air time, she confessed.

Olivia Hussy Mewinsky

​This is Olivia Hussy Mewinsky. She is unspayed and running the streets. She heard about Mighty Lou’s fame and wanted to jump on board his cape and cash in. She’s done this type of thing before but thanks to my team’s heroic efforts, she’s been exposed.

Her punishment: Spaying! Yep, she got it. Now she can get herself turned around, get off the streets and hopefully adopted into a good home. I hope she turns up on Cat Depot’s doorstep because she has the best shot of turning her life around there.

So who’s the baby daddy? It took a while to find him. He went into hiding.

Baby Daddy

 

​This is the Catsanova who did it! Yes, he looks like me but look closer. I do not have those black spots on my nose. That is how they identified him in the lineup.

He had a list of aliases……….

Donny Juan, William Prowl, Al E. Katt

 

 

Chick Magnet

 

 

 

He’s been known on the streets for years as a real lady’s man. He even had a couple lined up for this weekend before they took him off the streets and put him in the slammer.

Turns out his real name is Newt R. Mee.

If you say that real fast it sounds like Neuter Me. See, he knew the right thing to do but no humans would do it. Pleeaaasseee humans! Neuter us! We put up a fuss but we really want you to do the right thing.

Mighty Lou Holds His Head High

 

So my friend, the case is closed and I can hold my head up high again. Whew!

​Oh, and special thanks to my Purrsonal Advisor, EH, who lead us to most of the clues!

See you next week!

Love,
Mighty Lou
Caped Crusader

Blue Lou Weekend

Dear Whitey,

Here I am again.  I’m still under this veil of dread with that caternity case pending against me for those alleged kittens. I’ll write more on that next week. I have had to secure the services of an attorney and through that, I have the name of the feline floozy who is accusing me. Her name is Olivia Hussy Mewinsky.

Mighty Lou Meets a Girl

 

Here’s her picture in case you meet her out somewhere. Do not approach her!! ​And I mean don’t approach her in ANY way!

 

Mighty Lou checks the weather in his rain slicker

 

 

As for this weekend?  I’m keeping it low. I went out to check the weather….This has got me down, too. It’s raining.

 

Mighty Lou Hopes the Rain will Sto

 

 

I waited a few minutes to see if it was going to get any better. Doesn’t seem like it.

 

 

 

Mighty Lou heads back into the house

 

 

So I’m just going to go in and let this weekend pass me by. I’ll check in with my lawyer on Monday and see what’s happening with the floozy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MightyLouinBed

 

Until then, if you need me, this is where I’ll be………..

Oh, and make sure you tell every feline guy you know to go get neutered. No one should have to go through the accusations I’m facing.

Neuter. Neuter. Neuter.

 

Next week my friend,
Mighty Lou
Caped Crusader

 

 

Hey Mighty Lou,

Glad you are laying low for a while. Hopefully that chick will forget about you. Doesn’t she know you have been “fixed?” I tell all my friends to make sure they get snipped when they are young. That way there are no silly girls trying to make us pay for kittens that are not ours.

Glad the rain has stopped, so we can get out to spread the news. You did hear that Cat Depot got a grant to help with spaying and neutering cats and kittens, didn’t you? And they are adding on another surgical suite!

Anyway, I have been very busy trying to get Harley cleaned up. He likes to play in the flower pots on our lanai and he comes in all dirty. You can watch the video and see how I do it!

Gotta go clean Daisy Doodles up now. Stay out of trouble, Mighty Lou!

Your Caped buddy,
Whitey Wobbles

 

 

Did Mighty Lou Do It?

My Dear Friend Whitey,

It seems I am always writing about some disaster over here. Believe me, I try to do the right thing. Trouble just seems to follow me. It’s not my fault. Usually I’m out there doing the work of the Caped Crusader but I’m sometimes misunderstood.

In this case I think my friendly way and my good looks got me into trouble.
And I mean big trouble.

Here’s what happened.

Mighty Lou Meets a Girl

I was in the park a couple months ago enjoying the sunshine. This cute little girl came up and wanted to talk. I thought she was cute and she seemed nice so we visited for a while. It was time to go so we said good-bye.

Mighty Lou received a kitten photo

 

 

Then I get this picture in the mail. ​I thought it was cute but didn’t know who it was.

 

 

More kitten photos sent to Mighty Lou

 

 

Next day I get this in the mail. Now I really don’t know what’s going on.

 

 

 

Mighty Lou's family???

 

Yesterday I get this. ​It’s her! The cute little chick from the park! She is trying to pin this on Mighty Lou! Dude, you know both of us had the “snip snip” procedure long ago. It’s not possible for me to have been involved in this at all. She obviously wants to tap into my popularity and possible financial standing by claiming I’m the perpetrator in this misadventure. She is mistaken.

 

 

 

This just brings to mind………we need to stress to all humans to get their cats neutered and spayed. This should not happen. Cat Depot is overrun with kittens and cats.
Why add to the problem? You know it wasn’t a good day when we had to go get the “snip” but it was the right thing to do. I’m going to go print up a big poster right now that says “Spay Your Pets!!”

In the meantime, I’ve got to go get a DNA test, I’ve got some legal papers to handle and a floozy to deal with. You see what I mean? You try to be a nice guy and this happens.

Kitten with surprised face

 

 

Oh, and she sent me this one, too. ​Now this guy does bear a strange resemblance to how I feel….

 

 

 

 

Mighty Lou is shocked

 

 

 

I concur!

Later, Dude.
​Mighty Lou
Caped Crusader

Mighty Lou Flips His Lid

Hey there, Whitey!

It was supposed to rain this weekend and was kind of gloomy so I stayed in. I like to shake things up and was feeling kind of goofy. So I went into my wardrobe closet and pulled out some things to entertain myself.

Mighty Lou as a Cowboy

 

This is my cowboy look. Quite rugged, don’t you think? All I need is the horse.

 

Mighty Lou's Girlie Boy Look

 

 

 

On the lighter side (I told you I was in a silly mood), this is my Girly Boy look. Also quite fetching on me. I gave it a cute little pose, too, should any modeling scouts be watching.

 

 

Mighty Lou as an Indian Chief

 

Who can’t picture Mighty Lou as a Mighty Indian Chief? More serious headdress, more serious pose.

 

 

Mighty Lou's Lacey Look

 

 

Are you laughing at this one? I know, it’s funny, isn’t it? This is my Lacey Lou Look. It’s really for girls, but it comes in handy for undercover cape crusader work.

 

 

 

Mighty Lou gets patriotic

 

 

A nice patriotic little ditty. I should have worn my red, white and blue cape for this one but I forgot.

 

 

 

Mighty Lou's Red Hat Society Tribute

 

This is a show stopper, isn’t it? You’ve heard of the Red Hat Society? This is my tribute to them.

 

Mighty Lou

 

“La dee da”!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mighty Lou needs his head held up

 

 

I was getting kind of tired at this point and needed a little help to hold my head up.
I like the look though.

One more………

 

 

 

MightyLouToy

 

Your mom and Miss Peggy made this and gave it to me for a toy. Mighty Lou does not do toys. I do hats and make people laugh. Are you laughing, Dude?

 

 

 

 

Mighty Lou likes to get a laugh

 

 

 

 

And now that I got a good laugh, my work is complete. Have a great week, my caped friend!

Mighty Lou
Caped Crusader

 

 

 

Mighty Lou Gets Nabbed

Dear Whitey,

A situation here has necessitated me writing a second letter to you this morning. I may be going away for a while and may not be able to write to you. This may be my last message for a while if things don’t go my way.

Mighty Lou's Driver's LicenseLast week when I was leaving Cat Depot, my driver’s license got dropped in the parking lot. (I did not do it……there was a human involved. Enough said.) There is was, laying out in the parking lot.

Someone took it into Cat Depot and turned it in. They called my mom and said it was in the office. That’s fine, we can go get it. But…They mentioned that it was expired!! Indeed it is. That’s where the trouble is.

 

 

Mighty Lou gets a ticket

As you know, I’ve had a run in with the law before. That time it was for driving without my glasses and getting hung up on the curb. Now with an expired license I don’t know what will happen.

I’m going to have to do some fast talking to stay out of the big house. I need my freedom, man!

Mighty Lou in the getaway car

Until then, I’m on the lam!

Mighty Lou

 

 

 

 

Mighty Lou’s Joy

Dear Whitey,

There is huge news this week in cat world. This time it’s not your caped friend but it is another special needs guy.

Zeke waiting for his forever home at Cat DepotRemember a few months ago when I got behind my man, Zeke? He’s the guy with the weak kneecaps. He was living in Miss Lynn’s office because he’s afraid of other cats. (I know, it’s not a very manly trait). Anyway, I got behind him and wanted to help him find a home. I said I would give $10 of my treat money whenever one of my special needs friends got adopted.

Mighty Lou's Challenge

Every day since then, I have been working to tell people about Zeke. This week I had a new blog ready to go and I was really going to hit it hard to get him adopted. But guess what?

The dude got himself adopted!! It was all over the news, man. The guy called 911!! You can go on Cat Depot’s website to read about what he did. It’s funny and it’s creative. He waited until Miss Lynn went to lunch and then he picked up that phone and called the cops! I was laughing my head off.

 

MIghty Lou Calls Zeke at Cat Depot

 

I decided to call him up and congratulate him. I know the number for Cat Depot and dialed it. I was really listening for Zeke to answer me but he didn’t.

Mighty Lou Can't Hear Zeke on the Phone

 

Just when I was starting to get mad at the dude for being too big to talk to me I remembered something…..I’m deaf. Of course I couldn’t hear him.

 

Zeke is enjoying his new home

 

So here’s Zeke all proud of himself for finding a way out of shelter life into home life.

 

Zeke with his new family

And here’s his happy new family, Tina and Zoë. It was love at first sight for all of them.

 

 

Mighty Lou Keeps his word to help special needs kittiesMighty Lou is a man of his word. I got my $10 pledge for special needs sent to Cat Depot as quick as a wink. Miss Shelley sent me a thank you letter and wrote “Mighty Lou you rock!”

But of course I do…….

Because I’m Mighty Lou,
Caped Crusader

 

 

Mighty Lou Supervises

Dear Whitey,

It occurred to me that you and I write these blogs but we don’t actually put them on the Cat Depot website. So I went over there just to make sure the third party involved was doing their job. Humans must be watched at all times.

Mighty Lou checks up on the folks who post his blog

As I suspected, the human responsible for our blog was not at her desk. In her defense, the blog was up on her computer so she gets a point for that.

 

Mighty Lou assesses the situationThis situation was quickly elevated to requiring immediate cape intervention..

I geared up for the flight……..

 

Mighty Lou Leaps

 

​….and in one mighty bound approached the problem area.

 

 

Mighty Lou Waits by his blog

 

Now my position was to just sit and wait this out. How long was she going to be gone from her post? How long was our blog going to sit there unattended? This situation could turn ugly real fast.

 

Mighty Lou Checks out his blog

 

Miss Terri did return very quickly though. She realizes the caped blog is of utmost importance. She showed me that she is working on it and does consider it her Number 1 Priority.

 

Mighty Lou Keeps an Eye on Miss Terri

 

After that, we were able to work well together. She was well aware that I was watching every move she made. But, she does a good job and gives the blog her undivided attention. ​She has gained the Cape Power Seal of Approval.

Mighty Lou keeps a paw on the computer

 

But, as her hands were on the computer, I had my paw on it, too, just so she knows who is really in charge. She was working so hard and doing such a good job I decided she deserved a break.

 

 

Mighty Lou Comes in for Attention

 

​Whenever we need attention from our humans, we know how to get it. Just step between them and what they’re working on and demand it. What choice do they have?

 

 

Mighty Lou makes Miss Terri Laugh

 

​That gave her a good laugh. Now we’re best friends. This is what we have to do with these humans. We can wrap them around our little fuzzy fingers and get them to work for us without them even noticing.

All in all my venture of there to Cat Depot was profitable. The blog is under control and we can rest assured we get proper cape respect.

 

Mighty Lou allows a Group Photo

To show my thanks for the day, I allowed this unscheduled group shot. ​Everyone wants to be in the presence of the great caped wonder, Mighty Lou.

Thanks to Miss Shelley, Miss Lynn and especially Miss Terri.

 

 

Mighty Lou is Sleepy

This is your caped friend signing off. This supervising is hard work and made me sleepy.

Until Next Week,
Mighty Lou, Caped Crusader

Read my blog at www.catdepot.org

 

Whitey Gets the Stash

OMG Mighty Lou!

What did you send me?! I would have answered your email sooner, but I couldn’t see straight! Let me try to show you what happened here. Well, as you know, it all started at Cat Depot. Yes, I sent my Mom. She is cool, Dude.

Whitey receives the brown paper bag package from Mighty Lou

Then my Mom came home with the “stash.” You did a good job of concealing it in the brown paper bag.

 

 

Whitey checks out the "stash" from Mighty Lou

Whew! I could smell it thru the bag!  Sweet! 4 bags disguised in a watch box. ..you are so smart!

 

Harley Gets into Whitey's Stash

Unfortunately, Harley got a whiff of the stuff.

 

 

 

Harley steals a bag

Before I could get to him, he stole a bag! That aroused Daisy’s curiosity. Yikes, I had a fight on my hands.

 

Whitey gets control of the situation

I finally got control of the situation and took the stash back to my hiding place. Then, I opened the 1st bag. I don’t remember much after that…

 

 

Whitey Woke up Wearing a Pink Bow

 

Isn’t this disgusting??? Someone put a pink thing around my neck while I was “out.” I must have slept for hours. When I did get control of my senses, I headed out to the lanai for some fresh air.

 

 

Whitey tries to recover

 

I do my best thinking and recovering under this plant. No one will bother me here. Anyway good buddy, that was some great stuff! Thanks and it was worth the loss of memory and humiliation!

Your Caped Bud,
Whitey Wobbles (on a great High!)

Deal Went Down

Dear Whitey,

Mighty Lou with Stash for Whitey Wobbles

 

Hope you know by now the deal went down for your stash yesterday at 2 PM. As promised, I delivered it in a plain brown wrapper marked WW and stood guard over it until your connection came.

 

 

Whitey Wobbles Sent his Mom to pick up his stash

 

​At 2:03 she arrived. Dude!  You sent your mother to pick up the load?

 

 

Mighty Lou Makes the Exchange

 

She said she brought me a gift in exchange for the stash. I’m looking at it and thinking “You actually think this is an equal exchange??”

 

 

 

Mighty Lou with Tie

Then she put it around my neck like a necklace. Caped Crusaders do not wear necklaces. She has shamed the Caped Crusader in public. But I’ll take it home, rub some of the good stuff on it and sleep on it.

Tell her thanks.

Enjoy the stash.

Your Caped Buddy,
Mighty Lou

 

Mighty Lou’s Big Hit

Whitey!         

Mighty Lou

 

Whitey! Dude, is that you? Talk to me man. Where are you?

 

Mighty Lou's world is Spinning

Whoa! I got into some bad weed here, Dude. The room’s spinning really, really fast.

 

 

 

Mighty Lou's Mouth Won't Work

 

I’ll try to tell you what happened but my mouth isn’t working right.

 

Mighty Lou laying down

 

I’ve gotta talk to you from this angle, Dude. I can’t hold my head up.

 

 

I scored some potent catnip at a dealer down here in Port Charlotte. It’s called Silver Vine. It’s a fruit from the kiwi family. The dealer says it give you a puuuuuurrrrpetual high. Whoa! But there are side effects, Man.

 

Mighty Lou with Squinty Eyes

  1. It makes your eyes all squinty and things spin around

 

 

  1. Mighty Lou's Lip is curlingIt makes your lip curl up funny

 

 

 

 

  1. Mighty Lou's Blank StareIt causes you to have a cold blank stare but you can’t focus

 

 

 

 

  1. Mighty Lou loses control of his tongueYou lose control of your tongue

 

 

 

 

  1. Mighty Lou's tongue is stuck to his noseYour out of control tongue gets stuck to your nose

 

 

 

 

  1. Mighty Lou has trouble walkingYou are unable to walk a straight line

 

 

 

 

 

But Dude, it was groovy! I’m going in for more. Let me know if you want me to hook you up for some and I’ll give you the line to my supplier.

mighty lou

Peace and Love to the whole world, Man!

Mighty Lou, Caped Crusader on a High

 

 

Whitey Responds

Mighty Lou!

Get control of yourself Caped buddy.  You can’t let our worshipers see you like this. This can be our little secret and get me some of your “stuff” ASAP!!!!

Whitey Wobbles does his yoga stretchesI’m just hanging out doing my yoga stretches this morning.  I made note of your new email address. I will use it for private information!

Let me know where to get that good stuff….hope I can afford it. You know I am saving my money to donate to Cat Depot for those kitties over 8 yrs. old when they get adopted.

Go get yourself together!
Whitey Wobbles

 

Dear Whitey,

Got your email and request for some stash. I scored some for you and will bring up to you later this week.

Mighty Lou

 

Keep it on the Q-T.

 

 

Mighty Lou's World is Still Spinning

 

I’m still at it down here.  And I can tell you that things are really spinning!!!

 

Later DuMighty Lou Peace Outde!

Mighty Lou, Cruisin’ Caped Crusader

 

 

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